UPDATE - In the last 24 hours we've gotten two more gems from lovely Katie.
1 - "That's how the cookie tumbles! Crumbles............no...............................tumbles."
2 - "Get out of my room!! NO!! WAY!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!! Dammit."
So I'm stuck. I've got two punters, both repeat offenders, that are up for re-election to the punting seat.
RV and Katie. Both punted this trip but sent right after.
Here are their cases.
Not sure I need to elaborate on RV's previous issues. On top of that though he hurt his wrist, went in a hot tub(which is like cheating death for him), got a sticker at Aretha's for eating two meals and then actually almost died. For reals. He also punted off of Jerry's Kids and Eliminator. At least he sent Jerry's Kids though.
Katie has a way with words. What else can I say. Here are some of my faves.
- "Third times a try! Wait. No. That's not it."
- "OH NO!!! YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!!!!!" - She screamed this gem as we sped by the smoking car on the side of a highway, windows rolled up, at 70 mph on our last trip to TN.
- "Wait. Wait. They tell you where to throw the ball from?!?!?" - This was said on our first trip to LRC as we went to the back area, passing over the tee box. She's not one for the golfing.
- "That's enough from the Peanut Factory!!" - She yelled this one at me last week as I heckled RV from the top of a boulder. Sofie was polite enough to correct her.
All of these are spoken with the utmost sincerity and are 100% real. She's not trying to be funny or absurd. That's just how her brain works.
As for the trip itself, Katie punted briefly on Pythagorean Theorum before satching it up soon after. As a bonus she almost hit RV after he kindly let her know that she punted. So that was fun. She also narrowly avoided death, regularly wore short pants with mid calf stripey socks and walked across the walking bridge in Chattanooga. That last bit might be considered mundane to most of us but it was her greatest send of the trip as she used to suffer from a crippling fear of big bridges. I couldn't be more proud of her.
I'm 50/50 on this one but have a feeling which way it'll go. I think they're both deserving. I'm happy to say that I didn't punt once on our trip. Always a nice treat.
The poll will be open for 2 days.
Who's it gonna be???