Dangerously Brown Robinson...
We have Max.
Here are our demands:
1 - Candy. Lots of it. Copious amounts, even. Bring it.
2 - Ice Cream. We'll accept it in regular, sandwich or cone forms. We'll also accept DQ Ice Cream Cake.
3 - Sophie. We hear that she can cook, and we're hungry people. Plus, she's very pleasant.
You have 4 days until the Ebay auction is started.
Frank is standing by...