Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Go Green Death!!

Too funny not to post here. A girls soccer coach had to resign after he wrote a satirical e-mail to all of the kids parents. A few of my favorite lines:

"Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. "

"Second place trophies are nothing to be proud of as they serve only as a reminder that you missed your goal"

"No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners."

Fantastic. The blue slushies line is my favorite. Thanks to Pete for the link.


Henceforth, my left Testarossa will be called Yellow Death and my right Testarossa will be called Red Death. It's only fitting.

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