Sweaty said he wanted some juicy gossip so here it is.
Sweaty is now a triathlete. I'm sad to see someone who was so promising meet such a grim fate. but he now joins the ranks of fallen soldiers alongside Steve "sweatyasamotherfucker" Day. Such a sad end.
But really, why be good at one sport when you can be moderately OK at three different sports! HAH!
Don't worry Rhoadsy, you're still badass in my book!
Triathlete humor aside we're all moved in and, aside from our old landlord being a total dick, are done with our old house. Yay.
Climbing rocks can't resume soon enough.
For now I'll give you a topic to discuss. What will change in your daily life now that Jade has been downgraded from the arbitrary number of 15 to the arbitrary number of 14? Will your eating habits change? Maybe your bowel movements? Possibly your liquor intake or your bedtime?
Please tell me. I care. Really, I do.
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I just pooped my pants a little hearing that.
ReplyDeleteI thought your old landlord was a climber. Bummer.
Crappy late May/early June we're having... ce
Oh he was a climber. Seemed like he'd be a cool guy. We were wrong. It's the first time we've had a landlord call us lazy.
ReplyDeleteOMG, OMG, Jade was downgraded! OMFG! Well, I guess then I am not going to bother ever getting on it. Back to being awesome on my sick plastic proj. Let me know when a problem worth my time to go outside in nature and shit to climb comes along.
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YES!!! Now Jade is that much closer to our level, we may all get our chance.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new place Steve-whens the party? :)
Sweaty- props man, but like Steve said don't let the climbing slip away, biking will make your legs heavy and you will feel the gravity like our little friend D.B.
Remo
Thanks for the props guys. It should be noted that my legs can't get any bigger and even if they did it would be impossible for me to feel the gravity of Punty McPunterson. Remo, I promise not to let climbing slip away. Training for these things has been a great way to get into better shape for climbing. Something I've been meaning to do for a long time. I am certainly fitter and lighter than I've been in a long time. It's a good feeling for sure.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I plan on pooping more regularly in order to send Jade next year.
ReplyDeleteSweaty, I expect to see only more triathlons in your future. It's so sad.
ReplyDeleteRemo, party this summer. it'll be rad. By the way, LOVE your new pad!!
Poop Log Day 1 6.3.10: pooped this morning. plan on sending jade this afternoon.
ReplyDeletePoop Log Day 1 #2 6.3.10: Although focusing and accomplishing successful poops I was unable to actually get to 'the park' today. Perhaps tomorrow.
ReplyDeletePoop Log Day 2 6.4.10: I have written a poem.
ReplyDeleteRoses are Red,
R.V. is brown.
I plan to take a poop,
then Jade is going down.
Sweaty, I would like a haiku next time please. thank you.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaayyyyyy not enough climbing going on around here. How 'bout that rain? Sweaty you have a new career. ce
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