The view from the toilet for those that were wondering
Words can't explain how successful the Badminton was this past weekend. It surpassed all expectations and will be followed by many many more championships.
My win came at quite the cost though. I'm stupidly sore a full two days after my illustrious victory and I can only imagine the soreness dying off sometime around November. I badminton'd that hard.
I'll let the video do the rest of the talking...
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so sad to have missed it! I would have totally dominated you fool!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah? You think so?? Esser said that right before I beat him 21-8. Just throwin it out there...
ReplyDeleteawwww shit... Esser's a (for lack of a better phrase) shitty shuttle cocker... I am an expert shuttle cocker.
ReplyDeleteP.S. new motto... Home of the best shuttle cockers...
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I will shuttle cock your face off.
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Shuttle cocking for over 300 posts and counting.
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Midwest, home of the biggest shuttle cocks.
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Remo throws dinner plates
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Shuttle cock says knock you out
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Quit looking at my shuttle cock
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RV is Brown
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I'll show you my shuttle cock if you show me yours
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Your shuttle cock is a real pain in my ass.
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Nic likes to touch shuttle cocks
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Minnesota blows shuttle cock
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BOOM! Done.
ReplyDeletePS - I'd work you over with my battle wand and shuttle cock. You'd have no chance. I shuttle cocked so fast I'm still sore.
ReplyDeleteI'm like the official motto consultant of Sicky Gnar Gnar.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am not intimidated by the speed or size of your shuttle cock. I also have a custom cork for my heiny so your battle wand will get you no were with me.
You are for sure the go to person for mottos. can't be beat there.
ReplyDeleteAs for the second part.....speechless.
Yeah, I sure do have a knack for bringing things a step further than anyone cares to venture. lol. O well.
ReplyDeleteshuttle cock, shuttle cock, shuttle cock
Ahhh, like coming home to a dysfunctional but hilarious family. ce
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