Nic found a new proj at the lake. We're calling it the Snake Proj. It's far and away the proudest project I've ever seen at the lake.
The goal is to physically touch every single hold on the Keymaker boulder. Nic came damn close the other day and I've got video to prove it. I'll put it up here soon.
To give you a better idea of what it entails see below.
Green=Beautiful Soup
Blue=Keymaker
Pink=Snake Proj.
HAH!
Here are some other videos to enjoy.
Eggsack finally making soup.
Me being a dumbass.
Adam and his sleepy self.
Sleepy Adam from Steve Schultz on Vimeo.
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If this was Colorado someone would call someone else out for starting 1 move in.... I am not going to be that someone..
ReplyDeleteSnake proj, best line ever? YES.
ReplyDelete-NIC
Eggballz gets a free pass on any and all rules cause the dudes old. I think he actually used a wheelchair to get up to the boulder, which is amazing in and of itself, really.
ReplyDeleteI'll alert his sponsors though.
Proud yes... dumb, i think so. why would you go all the way over just to go back? It's not an eliminant it's like an 'forced add on'. kind of like what i did with full execution. lol.
ReplyDeletethat dry fire was awesome.
congrats again to eggnuts
in reality, the snake is the worst line ever. Turrible, just turrible. Nic wouldn't even finish over the death slab. What a pansy.
ReplyDeleteThought you'd like that dryfire sweaty.
No way!!! All the times I've been up there nobody has said 'Dude it starts HERE, not THERE'!!! Meh. I'll change my scorecard. ce
ReplyDeletehaha. scorecard. like you keep one. I'm surprised you're even able to figure out how to turn your computer on.
ReplyDeletelove sweaty.
ReplyDeleteahahahahah...
ReplyDeleteThe best part of the lake is that no one knows where it starts because everyone that did it was to high to remember..
And do not worry bout it, you did the problem..
-nic
Damn it Nic!!!! I count you in those who have FAILED ME!!! I am going to key Steve's Honda Fit anext time I see it! He allowed me to spray on and on about 'sending' Beautiful Soup when in fact he was probably just watching and thinking "What a tool!!!!!!" Just waiting for the video so some asshole from Colorado can call it out! I fucking quit. You all can suck it. ce
ReplyDeletePS. How can Adam seriously sleepp like that??? Hilarious. ce
ReplyDeleteI'll poop on the hood of your rumbler!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a conniving son of a bitch. For realsies. I just relish whenever people fuck up. Just wait till I tell Esser and Nic that Keymaker is actually the Snake Proj. Sandona was way ahead of his time seeing the Snake and knowing it was proud and amazing.
What they think keymaker is, is actually the Poopmaker.
You are all retarded. That problem is retarded. and RV sucks.
ReplyDeleteYES! RV does suck. But Beautiful Soup/Soupmaker/Keymaker is awesome
ReplyDeleteA couple years ago we were in Yosemite, and I was giving Midnight Lightning some half hearted goes. I thought it started low on some crimps, so I was apparently doing a couple moves to get into the 'usual' start position. Some old cruster walks up and was like "what the hell are you doing?" I said "I am trying ML, isn't that where it starts?" He says "It starts where you can reach, dumbass". And he walks away shaking his head in absolute disgust. Probably was some famous Camp 4 guy but I had no idea who he was. I did not send. ce
ReplyDeletenic has clearly been climbing at willow too much. wait. so have i. shit.
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Maybe we should discuss the ethical gray area of Nic counting Soupmaker as a separate problem when he has already done Keymaker thereby not covering any new ground in doing soupmaker. A little short on points this year nic?? :)
ReplyDeletehaha. nice narc.
ReplyDeleteI actually have Nic on video saying something to that effect. Narc man, on top of things.
ReplyDeleteAnd Katie had this to say about us:
ReplyDelete"I am pretty sure that your blog is solely responsible for vastly reduced productivity of readers at their jobs."
So true.
Of course if/when I do Soupmaker and Keymaker (taking separate points for both) in that order that is completely valid and beyond questioning...
ReplyDelete1) I just realized you called the 'send' good Nic, so I take back what I said. Thanks buddy.
ReplyDelete2) Katie is so right. I accomplished nothing today.
3) I fully intend to count all 3 lines seperately. Also, I plan to do the low traverse and finish on Beautiful Soup and call it a new line.
4) What do you guys mean by 'taking points'?
ce
1. you're old. You'll never understand us 'whipper snappers.
ReplyDelete2. nic is a jerk and a cheater.
3. you would
4. you're old.
Apparently you got nothing done yesterday either sweaty. ce
ReplyDeleteYou see sweaty, when I was your age, my roommates and I had a very different definition of a 'scorecard' and 'scoring'. In the end, I was not the overall highest scorer, but it was unfair since my buddy Dan had (has) very low standards. ce
ReplyDeleteYou mean you lost because your buddy Dan was smart. you have to have a 'I'll take anything' mentality when involved in a competition like that.
ReplyDeleteJust like you all with your point chasing!!! Thanks I got it now. Well, back to work. ce
ReplyDelete^winner.
ReplyDelete-nic
Oh and another thing, "highly executed" and "winter blues" are terrible. The next thing you know sweaty will be doing the Hemerhoads Project.
ReplyDelete-nic
Or, even worse... the snake project..
ReplyDeleteWait.. no.. not that one...
That one could actually be kinda hard... unlike the rest..
-nic
I already did the hemerhoads project. i named it 'Nic Blows Small Children'.
ReplyDelete^winner...
ReplyDelete^^^whiner...
ReplyDelete^^^^^wiener...
ReplyDeleteSO PSYCHED ON THE SNAKE! A NICE BIG FAT SNAKE!
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^wanker!!! ...
ReplyDeletebtw.
ReplyDeleteJeremy wins punt of the month for sure! B.S.? DID ANYONE SEE THAT... HE FELL OFF THE JUG!
-nic
Yeah. I'm a punter.
ReplyDeleteAt least I punted on the rocks though. I didn't stumble through the talus like a drunken sailor and break myself. I didn't even know you could punt not climbing...You're just expanding the definition Nic. :)
so true! Nic is a good climber but sucks at life!!!!! hahahaha Nic sucks at life! Worse even than the brown kid that hangs around on the blog! and that's bad!
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