This morning Katie went into the sun room in our house to do a quick Ab workout. I was good and lazy and stayed in bed. After a minute or so she yelled something to me and a I got up to see what it was.
"I cut my finger with a bread knife while I was cutting a bagel!!"
Dammit.
I ran out to the car to get the super glue, which turned out to be in her pad in the garage instead. I found WAY too many empty super glue containers in the car though. Kind of funny.
All the while I kept on wondering why she was cutting a bagel while doing an Ab workout?!? I just didn't get it (it was still very early mind you). On top of that, when she said "Bread Knife" I thought of this:
My confusion only grew the more I thought about it.
When I got back in the house I just had to ask. "Why were you cutting a bagel while doing sit-ups?????". Not my brightest moment, but still, I stand by the question. Turns out she was cutting it before she started. Made much more sense then.
Then I saw the knife on the counter and it all clicked. When she said "Bread Knife", she meant super sharp, serrated, pokey BREAD KNIFE OF DOOM AND DISMEMBERMENT. See below:
Everything was clear then. We superglued her up nicely and it seems that it'll heal pretty quickly.
On another note, I'm about as excited as I could be with our trip coming up. I've been feeling better and better each day and my finger feels good. Still a little tender but overall I'm pretty positive about it. I feel like right now I'm at about 50-60%. Maybe more but there are many areas that still feel super weak. Circuits have been helping a lot with general fitness and it feels good to try hard again.
So ready for some more Sandstone...
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is that doctor approved to seal the wound with super glue? I only do it on rare occasions but if you found many empty tube i assume you do it often.
ReplyDeletei sympathize, i cut myself pretty bad 3 weeks ago while cleaning the Chef's knife like a moron, i.e. pushing the blade against the sponge who didnt provide adequate protection it seems...
Feel better soon Katie!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSweaty
Hope you guys are still both able to crush!
ReplyDeleteGotta say I've never done the superglue thing, but if it works, hey, that's all that matters. Unless your kids have 2 heads when they're born... ce
ReplyDeleteShe should be ok for next week! We hope at least!!
ReplyDeleteWe're all about the super glue. It works really well and hasn't had any ill affects on us yet! Works really well for splits and if your nails are too short.
Glad to see you checking in Zach!!
I think Katie is still trying to cut the ring off. She wasn't quite successful before the wedding and here and there she keeps making a desperate bid for freedom. Telling you Steve, you gotta stamp down that shit with an iron heel.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteSweaty
Looks like you and the Narc need to bring your fire hazard Hondas in for a recall or risk having your organic pads go up in smoke. ce
ReplyDeleteare you talking about Toyota buddy? the gas pedal thing?
ReplyDeleteHonda Fit. A spate of recalls lately. Hope my 68 Rambler doesn't get recalled. Not sure I would be able to get it started. ce
ReplyDeleteohh word.
ReplyDeleteLuckily we have the 2009 model. No fires here...
ReplyDeleteHope your finger heals soon Katie! My finger is not so lucky. Have fun on the trip guys, send train is rolling through the south.
ReplyDeleteRemo
Oh no! The indestructable action figure Remo is on injured reserve? Dammit dude that blows! ce
ReplyDeleteNo worries Chris, I just smashed it in a freight elevator door at work, 8 stitches! I can still climb, just not bouldering right now. Thanks though.
ReplyDeleteCheers
Remo
Sweaty whats happening buddy. I am in Sweatpants withdrawal. Give you a call tomorrow, since Steve is obviously not concerned with our mental sanity. Glad to hear it Remo, though it still blows, at least that type of thing heals predictably quickly.
ReplyDeleteI'm in outdoors withdrawl... can plastic suck any worse? I was gonna go to So ill on on saturday for the day but the weather looks to be shit. I look forward to your call. and remo... that sounds like it was painful. Moving forward, lets make sure all body parts are clear when closing anything, especially large freight doors.
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